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Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4)...
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Damaging Food A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful....
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Problem A worried man goes to his doctor and explains, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong with my digestive system!" "If I eat carrots, when I go to the bathroom, out comes carrots! If I eat...
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Kitchen Wisdom A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious! No husband has ever been shot while doing dishes. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the...
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Calorie Burning Activities Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . 100 Swallowing your pride. . . . …. .. .50 Passing the buck . . . . . . . … . .150 Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . … 250 Wading through...
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Rules For This Diet If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled by the...
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